Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Why can't anyone get a hint, when I said it's over, it means it's over! so fluff off!


Well hello there fellow bloggers, It's been awhile since i last posted something about the great days of our life as a human being. However as we all know whenever I'm this enthutiastic about blogging something im either emotionally happy, overjoyed by the fact that people sugar coat everything they say, watching funny pictures of cats (why cats? i dont know) or me totally in love.

Well unfortunately its none of the above. Or rather im totally ticked off at some people. Have anyone ever had this superhot girlfriend who has super smashing body but mentally delusional and crazy because if one time you allow them to be the "big sister" in bed for once, they start whipping you even when you're done it for over 8 times?

Im referring to this certain radio company I've been working for the past..I dunno.....8 months now? It's just like one of those one night stand relationships. You first met them thinking, 'wow she has huge knockers, i might suffocate and die happy inside them' Then to realize they are made of sillicon. And I'm regretting every time we attempted to try something creative.

I in particular already sick of 'trying' because well.....It's made of sillicon! But because i satisfied her once now they can't stop asking for quickies! Time and time again they ask me to try changing the angle of my position and everytime was a painful and unpleasureble endeavor.


Even after the night is over they kept asking for little massages. Come on biatch! It's a one off thing! Leave me alone already! Quit stalking me for more! It's already past December! Let me move on to another company to be slaved around!



Friday, January 9, 2009

Finally it's here! (1)

At long last it's here! Pictures from my Hokkaido trip of course! I could probably write this blog like one of those traveler guide bloggers but i don't need to do that. I'm a story teller or atleast someone who likes to tells stories about myself. So anyways, I'm gonna let the pictures do the talking since pictures speaks louder than words and all that so yea!


In the plane, thought i pull out my camera and do some arty shots. I did promise myself to brush up on my photography skills.

YOKOSO JAPAN! It says Welcome to Japan. Thats like Japan's tourism campaign right there, you see this sign everywhere upon touching down Narita Airport. Then took the bus driving pass Tokyo Disney (which apparently is the most profitable DisneyLand in the world) and.....drive all the way to another airport!




Thats the domestic airport....yea i know it looked like a friggin mall, but seriously thats a friggin inside of an airport. How crazy is that? is like does the Japanese hangouts in Airports on weekends or something???



Awesome looking food in the airport. One on the right is Japanese Curry the one went on and on about and it looked pretty darn good, with rice and omelete on top. They even added little detail adding mayo on the curry sauce and the little red tomato for good measure. Dedication my friends! One on the right is some kinda Salad mixed in with bacon. In any case the both taste fab. In case you're wondering about the curry it aint spicy but it taste oh so darn good! Not what i expected but both taste so darn good!






Now why arent restaurant in every other countries have this sorts of menu? So thats how the Japanese either stay nice and slim or extremely big. I'm sure with something as simple as this in USA can make a huge impact. Atleast for once they dont have to feel that their island is sinking.




Thats the hotel were staying, man look how tiny the bathrooms are. One thing the Japanese are really good at. cramming every little practical things in a tiny little space. Kinda like their friggin brain.


More pics and stories of Hokkaido to come!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Oh yea btw Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and coming Chinese New Year

Well guess what? My internet is finally back and now im throwing my whole bunch of wishes to everyone. Like a close friend of mine I never do New Years Resolutions. I probably made resolutions in the past but completely forgotten about it the next day and repeat year after year. So today for the first time I'm typing it down and make it black & white for the world to see. That way whenever I havent tried to achieve it i get some serious spanking. Since it's supposedly the year of the OX luck should be real good for me this year.

So here goes with the list for 2009

1) Avoid breaking more than 5 electronic objects this year. (don't touch my brother's stuff) Reason why? for some reason anything electronic goes to my hand it happens to break wether it caught virus, refuse to connect, start wearing out yada yada yada.... I think im Jinx or something.

2) Be more decisive with what I want, instead of thinking for hours of what i wanna do or whatnot i should just let my first impression and impulse make the decisions, from time to time. Be more clear of what i want in the long run.

3) Earn atleast 50% more savings than last year

4) a girlfriend....? Naaaahh!

5) Find a new hobby and do more of my current hobbies working out and such

6) Cherish those who i love and never take them for granted friends & family

7) A new hairstyle

8) Not necesarily loose weight but i want to loose my friggin belly size. And here i don't drink beer

9) Think positive? well.....i think I've done a good enough job so far since i came back from studying. Seemed like people like the new me more so I'll stick with it for now.

10) Go green. Eat less Red, White and Yellow and eat more Green. oh and use less electrical energy and water consumption.

2009! whooooo

Monday, January 5, 2009

Booooo!!

You guys thought I've given up didn't you? You guys thought that the old CWC have given up on blogging because of the low ass ratings of people reading this blog? well too bad for you all 'It's not over yet Snaaake!' We all know all evil doo'ers have to go missing from the face of the earth once awhile... look at Shredder in Ninja Turtles or...Barbra Streisand! They went poof from the face of the earth then suddenly they came back with a vengence! (plastic surgery and all)

So! here i am! gone in the snowy mountains, gobbling up snow crabs and surviving against hungry Hokkaidan's bear by the name of 'Kuma', felt liberated of a full naked body dip on Volcanic Water and feel in peace as one with the nature.

Watch out world! CWC is back and with full of vengeance! (with absence of plastic surgery) And my first victim to feel my Kuma wrath is a company call Streamyx!!