What if.......

Just a sheer of interest im going to try to consistently attempt to have a 'What if .......' instead of borrowing 'flavours of the week'. But i might end up borrowing it if i encounter anyone in particular. Also because with it i can talk about anything i feel like instead.

Sooo, "What if I was born as a girl?"
No, this has nothing to do with me hopping to another boat nor it has anything to do with me not knowing who i should be. Last I've checked, im pretty darn straight its unbendable. And no, its not because of Beyonce either.

So why am I bringing this up? Why for the love of spamming do I bring something where some may see it as a sensitive subject up? well for one it grabs peoples attention, especially those homophobes out there.

So i met this guy back in University who is ridiculously nice, to the point of if you attempt to shoot him in the head, the bullet would stop midflight turns around and hits you instead. Thats how friggin nice this guy can be. Although we all know the term, "the nicer they are the more they likely to ask for your credit card" (i made that up, but pretty cool huh?) However u kinda know some of these people are genuine when they say REALLY nice things about you. Even if you only talk to him a few times. This guy is so friggin nice it could possibly bend a straight guy into a loop and makes you beg to G** that you wish you were born a women!

(So am I creeping some readers out there yet? because you better be ready because the big ones coming)

Soooo What if I'm a girl? I'd flash my boobs at him, seduce him and rape him at a moments notice!

(brace myself for hate emails and comments from homophobes)
BRING IT ON!!!!!!