Sunday, August 16, 2009

This is what the world have come to.....

Rejoice fellow readers! Once again i have something to finally rant about! and today's topic of rant comes from an everyday occurrence everywhere for every country and how the world have come to in these modern times of recession and anger.

Bare in mind that this rant is rated PG for it may not be suitable for children's innocent mind to be tainted with adults worlds of total *hit, thats right! i said sh*t! please lock your children or your feeble children like mind in the closet for this rant may be offensive, racist, sexist, feminist, and Mother all put togather.

So for the rant of the day is.......!

Funcking B*tchy Women drivers of (enter racial group/groups) !
I bet many of u go, 'no no no...cant touch on sexist/racial issues man it aint cool, they got rights'

well first things first i find rights to be overrated, particularly those who uses them for every single excuse for anything that are not related. I got rights, to say this, i got rights to do this, i got rights to use as an excuse for every wrong doing i do....bla bla bla blee BLUAARGH!!!

Lets talk about mens right shall we? .......well?.....WHAT MENS RIGHTS???? I don't see nor hear them anywhere. Or rather....do they even exist???

When a man is victimised for anything..lets say....when a man waved his hands around and accidentally touched some females privates, the female kicks the men in the groin, getting stomped in the face pushed aside screaming and accusing him of molestation. Whats the situation here? guy gets kicked in the groin and stomped in the face, and event spat on for an something he wasnt anticipating when he was having alittle bit too much fun. Why? all because of these things call, (enter gender) rights.

In any case, that wasnt my initial rant. my initial rant is bassically how this world have come to...when 2 people are competing for a space in a carpark. One did the proper 'legal' procedure and got the parking space. Whilst the other did an 'illegal' procedure and hit the other car that was coming out.

2 strikes of illegal mistakes from the female driver and zero strikes for the male driver which in turn won over the parking space. Naturally a B*tch fight happened over something they knew they were wrong. So what would an self respecting (enter race) women with a baby in her hand would do after the fuss?

Take the initiation to be an even bigger B*tich, teaching its baby that when life didnt go their way, u take revenge by scratching the other people's car for revenge....

now THIS is what the world have come into. Someone who lost an arguement thinks things could be settled with a simple physical damage on others property.

GOD im so ticked off! funkin women biatch!
i hope one day more none-life threatening accidents happened to her car and driving skills more often....oh and her biatch of a mother too.

i spit in their face pootooey!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Back in time to blog once again!




I'm beginning to see a pattern in my life where when I find something I'm interested in, I tend to go hardcore on it for the first few weeks of it and as time quickly flashes by, my enthusiasm for that particular interest tends to slowly fade out. Give and take a few weeks or months i would either get get back to my interest but in a more casual approach or i would omit it from my life completely.

Take this blogging for example, when I was first introduced by Dini, I go hardcore and enthusiastic about it and tried to blog at least once a week. Then it began to phased to once per month and suddenly once for a long time like today!

And such patterns leads to me being worried that I would be doing this for everything. Interest, hobbies, friends & family, etc etc. A pattern i want to break hopefully.

But rest assured my fellow readers! I'm still trying to get back into blogging so don't loose hope yet! When the time comes my rant of the world shall return once again!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Question of the day, Multiple Dreams


Here's a question of the day, have any of you readers ever have multi-layered dreams?

No I'm not talking about when you dream A about a dream B type scenario. Or even the Dream A in succession to dream B then C. I'm talking about When Dream ABC is running all at the same time!


Think of it like the TV show 24 where there are multiple stories running simultaneusly, but instead you are the star of the show in all sequences. And you are concious of all of them, you feel and see all of them in a first person perspective. Weird eh? Trust me, I don't know how to describe the feeling when you are concious as 3 person in 3 seperate location & time.


My memory for these dreams are vague but I'll write it the best that i can. If any of you can decipher these dreams feel free to do so and post it on my comment.


Dream A = Was following my old martial arts master running in some familiar yet vague back alley. It felt like were running away from something coz theres a nervousness and fear behind the run. Seems to be running through tight spaces dodging obstacles like baskets or chicken cage, etc. (some kinda chinese lookin back alley) Running through houses and reached indoor somewhere and my master pulled a trap door and i followed him in a cramped yet tight space. (not dark)


Dream B = I was in my Highschool uniform, walking with a friend (can't remember who anymore, not sure if its highschool friend or Uni friend but im sure its a male friend) walking through an almost crowded looking Venice, people minding their own business. Then we saw this average looking guy walking towards us 'acting' as if hes walking slow motion towards us. (blonde average size and height) We walked in normal speed then the guy slowmotion bump my friend then motions to tackle both of us. My friend and I played along and tried to tackle each other in slow motion. the guy tackled my friend and i wrestled my way on top of the two. (very soft non aggresive intense or wrestle, as if were acting like were wrestling inslow motion) We all stood up and walk away, the blonde guy turn around and told me, nice tackle then we all walk back to our own path.


Dream C = This is in particular is the most vagued. I was in a hall somewhere full of people seems to be having some kinda formal party with drinks and food. I looked around noticing there are tonsof media coverage, Photogs, camera crew etc. Noticing it, i realized how the TV station i used to work for wasnt around. Next thing i realized i was sitting on the floor holding some kinda folder, and my highschool teacher, (Ms. Tan) appeared out of nowhere and ask me, 'who is doing the part for Shylock?' (or some name starts with an 'S' i can't remember who) I felt as if im suppose to know this but i didn't. I quickly skimmed through the folder and I felt like I was supposed to study/memorize something last night.

End.

So what you think? Weird i know. Trust me i have other weirder ones. Reason why this one is unique because all that is hapening simultaneusly, and its a first person perspective, not third like watching 24.

Have fun deciphering it!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Flavor of the week, once again! (borrow again)

It may seems like I've been putting too much attention to Tweeting rather than writing a bigger longer blog, only because I don't have much attention span to constantly do so.

Many of you know that i listen to really strange music. Often times some say its, crazy. Some say Unique, some say its not me and some say its downright not mind boggling. Well as you all know I'm a man full of contrast. And that reflects to my taste in music. I listen to these songs more than i listens to the radio. And as i mentioned, I'm a huge fan of Hybrids. the new and the old, the smooth and rustic, the soft and hard, the cultured and uncultured. (Linkin Park turned out to be U2 lately, so they are not what i call hybrids anymore)

On to my Flavor of the week, which unfortunately aint a women this time. But its the Flavour thats makes it important. And the Flovours are fresh raw sushi of the Yoshida Borthers! also known as the Shamisen Brothers!


(ooohh just figure out how to post videos rather than links)

These guys are awesome, Traditional blend with Rock. What more can I ask for a proper hybrid of great songs?

Often times it feels rather underrated when music is supposedly a harmony of different instruments and style. Whilst these music are often overlooked in the mainstream eyes and we get songs like, "move b*tch get out the way" or..."drop it like its hot" Now don't get me wrong though coz they are ok songs for the right purposes at the right time.

Enjoy their awesomeness!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Flavor of the Week again?! (had to borrow the flavor again)

Never knew Flavor of the week can be so contagious, but it's something i can't help since it just felt right and I must borrowed it from a friend to post this weeks juicy flavours (yea i spell both American & English).

This week hot topic is the beautiful Vanesa Mae. She looks pretty hot. But hey, aren't hybrids always stunning looking?

Singaporean born, hybrid of Chinese and Thai, and end up becoming English citizen. You can't find any hotter people like that. So for research purposes, (purely research i swear!) I remembered how she used to be featured in MTV and so i digged in deeper. But back to my main point. My point is of course of her talent. As some of you just heard, I've randomly decided that I wanted to be a a rockstar and wanted to stand on stage in front of millions and spread more of my awesomeness around the world. With my brand new friggin VIOLIN!!!.............in my mind.

Only hers is over 150,000 Sterling Pounds whilst mine is the ridiculously pricey Malaysian Ringgit 600. So yea, road to stardom here i come!.

Witness her awesome prowess here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCvTx5nDDA&NR=1

(to do something original and not always copy what others do, I'm going to add a feature bonus from now on to every Flavour of the week i borrowed from a friend and that is.....Fan Service! So! heres he Fan Service of the week!)


Thursday, May 7, 2009

Should I do it?? should i really really do it?? Will someone stop me from doing it????

10 minutes ago I paid a nearby mall a little visit. With my fist clenched i can feel my sweaty palm are making my hands warm. I stood outside a shop lot looking into the glass panel and took a peak inside. It has an intimidating as well as warmt feeling about the inside. I release my fist to give it some air then re-clenched it again as i straighten my back lift my arm to grab the cold steel handle. I took a deep breath and pushes the glass door open. A gust of chilly wind blasted my face, forcing me to release the steel handle and sends shivers through my spine. I stepped through as i feel the warm vaccum from outside rushes into the chilled room.


I look around in amazement feeling that familiar intimidating yet warm feeling of a room. I scan around the place and i see shining black wooden panel and at times mahogany wooden craft. Embraced by the long thin yet really strechted out iron threads on the instruments. I took a deep breath and approached the receptionist. Decent looking young man, appropriately dress as if it fits the environment of the room itself. I appraoched him and ask him many questions. Questions where even a beginniner would rarely ask. 10 Minutes have passed with my brief questionaire with the young boy. He handed me a registration form. I told him I will have a think about it and walked out feeling really content, almost as if I've been lost in a rainforest and survived coming home.


Now I have this registration form sitting on my desk close to me. As my mind is truly distracted typing this blog with sweaty palm yet again chilled goosebump by the air-conditioner above my head. I ask myself and my fellow readers....


Should I really do it? Should I sign this registration form?? Should I take the risk and sign the registration form that says...."YAMAHA MUSIC SCHOOL registration form" ..????




Monday, May 4, 2009

What if.......

Just a sheer of interest im going to try to consistently attempt to have a 'What if .......' instead of borrowing 'flavours of the week'. But i might end up borrowing it if i encounter anyone in particular. Also because with it i can talk about anything i feel like instead.

Sooo, "What if I was born as a girl?"
No, this has nothing to do with me hopping to another boat nor it has anything to do with me not knowing who i should be. Last I've checked, im pretty darn straight its unbendable. And no, its not because of Beyonce either.

So why am I bringing this up? Why for the love of spamming do I bring something where some may see it as a sensitive subject up? well for one it grabs peoples attention, especially those homophobes out there.

So i met this guy back in University who is ridiculously nice, to the point of if you attempt to shoot him in the head, the bullet would stop midflight turns around and hits you instead. Thats how friggin nice this guy can be. Although we all know the term, "the nicer they are the more they likely to ask for your credit card" (i made that up, but pretty cool huh?) However u kinda know some of these people are genuine when they say REALLY nice things about you. Even if you only talk to him a few times. This guy is so friggin nice it could possibly bend a straight guy into a loop and makes you beg to G** that you wish you were born a women!

(So am I creeping some readers out there yet? because you better be ready because the big ones coming)

Soooo What if I'm a girl? I'd flash my boobs at him, seduce him and rape him at a moments notice!

(brace myself for hate emails and comments from homophobes)
BRING IT ON!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Flavor of the week (as borrowed with a late permission from a friend)

I've never done "flavors of the week" kinda thing before, but then again, this shouldn't even be considered as flavor of the week coz this flavor have been almost long forgotten. Imagine a childhood memory of a food that you've been missing for many many years now then suddenly u smell that scent then you go gaga over it the rest of the days.

So! Since i need to write this blog before i totally forgotten that this needs to be blog, i decided to "borrow" the 'flavor of the week' concept for this particular women who I have no heard for years and years...
till 5 minutes ago...It's Utada Hikaru! (or Hikaru Utada to some)

Rarely do I ever say this to celebrities, and I'm not particularly that obsess with celebrities or i even care of their status and power aside from their money, but what I'm going to say is this....

I LOVE HER!

sure everyone loves celebrities, but i don't love her coz of whatever the press had to say about her or whats her personality or how she looks. (although she is a looker to my opinion)

I fell in love with her voice. Been many years last i heard her voice and recently i came across this video by chance and well....it's like meeting a long lost childhood love and it's the kind of reunion where you see in all those beutiful love drama series. Heres the live song she sang in the studio...(gota love seeing people who truly sang their heart out)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5kEDrf5o68&feature=related

I just felt like she deserve alittle recognition from yours truly because she is probably the first time i ever said I love someones voice to the point of heart melting. Heck my chest still feels like it's melting right now.

PS: oh heres something for you tetris & Utada Lovers out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lQ5smMZOsA

A woman with many talents.........(or simply some crazy genetic things that all Japanese posses for some reason.)

Monday, April 20, 2009

Something that could totally tick some people off....mainly me.

We all live in a world full of anticipations. The anticipation of the coming weekends, the anticipation of the coming exam to college students, some newlyweds about to be born baby and the glass of water to chill my dry throat right after i finish this particular post.

Its been close to 3 weeks i havent been able to download my favourate series of Japanese Cartoons. Particularly when I've been reading many reviews and teasers from other bloggers regarding this Anime call "K-on!" Not going to go to details about it since some of you arent interested in these sorts of things. But for those super hardcore Haruhi fans out there...(u know who u are) we know that K-on is gonna be totally awesome regardless what non-fans have to say. It's one of those really bias interest where once you're hook your their slave forever. (for a particular brand i meant)

Anyways as i just recently got my connection running again,I downloaded K-on! episodes first thing in the morning and kept my PC running in hopes as i return home i can immideately throw myself in bed and indulge! Came home looked through my downloading progress bar and it says..............0%
I look at episodes 2 and it says 0%....
Episode 3.....0%
episode 4......0%



What is going on??!! how can this happen??!! Where's my K-on!???!! Why is the world round??!! Why is my mouth so wide open??!! Why do i have this crazy itch up my rear???!! Why am I shouting at my PC screen???!! Why is there a crack on my table and my head hurts??!! and why can't i shut this song up when i wanted to??!!!

Well after about 30 minutes yelling and spitting on my keyboard i found this article that explains it all....

http://torrentfreak.com/malaysian-government-orders-immediate-torrent-site-blackout-080627/

So.....what am I going to do you ask? Do what many angry young boy would do. BLOG ABOUT IT!!!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Inconsistent attempt to consistently blog

Hello again fellow bloggers,

As many of you noticed its been over let see.....(calculate) about 3 months since I've got anything interesting to say....well actually I have tons to say just nothing particularly that interest my super-huge fanbase of readers (you and you over there)....OR...just simply I was too lazy to consistently to write anything because internet is always been annoying from where i come from to keep me going.


So out of sheer boredem and immense amount of time to kill....I came back. 3 cheers to the great office life.


So! you guys miss me? I miss me too. I know...*sniff* its a tragedy that my essence to spam the world of internet with more crap has been halted for so long.


Anyways to recap most things I was supposed to blog many months ago I'm going to do them all NOW!......


.....in point forms!

  1. Acting like dog on a leash

  2. Dog works hard but goes unrewarded

  3. Dog grows hungry decided to chew off the chain and abandoned the master.

  4. Dog enjoys its freedom and along the way found a juicy bone made of gold.

  5. Dog found a new location next to the river which he could enjoy the juicy bone.

  6. Dog goes thirsty and decided to check the river, notices a reflection of a dog and a golden bone in its mouth, dog drops the bone in river as it floats down stream.

  7. Now dog have no juicy bone to enjoy and fell down to depression.

  8. Dog follow downstream in hoping to find the bone. Along his journey he found molerats building up their home (im totally making this up as i go along)

  9. Rain began to fall and the dog decide to focus his attention to support the molerat in completion of their home before the heavy downpour floods the molerats' home.

  10. After completion, molerat rewards the dog with their grubs. As well as a new home for the dog.

  11. Molerat also say if the dog stays and help them build even bigger home one day he will be rewarded to all grub a molerat could ever want.

  12. Dog feels happier for a few weeks, but a dog is still a dog and it still greeds for the golden bone.

  13. Dog is now back on his journey down stream

  14. Eventually dog smell a hint of the golden bone's scent and began pursuing after it along the river.

  15. to be continued.......

So you must wondered....what in the heck am i going on about the dog. Well.....lets just say the dog is me, the bone is the reward, the river is the journey and the molerat being my parents......i guess??? I told you im making all this up along the way.

Thanks for having me back guys, i think i'll be back mroe often nowadays. (thanks to that scent of the bone)

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Why can't anyone get a hint, when I said it's over, it means it's over! so fluff off!


Well hello there fellow bloggers, It's been awhile since i last posted something about the great days of our life as a human being. However as we all know whenever I'm this enthutiastic about blogging something im either emotionally happy, overjoyed by the fact that people sugar coat everything they say, watching funny pictures of cats (why cats? i dont know) or me totally in love.

Well unfortunately its none of the above. Or rather im totally ticked off at some people. Have anyone ever had this superhot girlfriend who has super smashing body but mentally delusional and crazy because if one time you allow them to be the "big sister" in bed for once, they start whipping you even when you're done it for over 8 times?

Im referring to this certain radio company I've been working for the past..I dunno.....8 months now? It's just like one of those one night stand relationships. You first met them thinking, 'wow she has huge knockers, i might suffocate and die happy inside them' Then to realize they are made of sillicon. And I'm regretting every time we attempted to try something creative.

I in particular already sick of 'trying' because well.....It's made of sillicon! But because i satisfied her once now they can't stop asking for quickies! Time and time again they ask me to try changing the angle of my position and everytime was a painful and unpleasureble endeavor.


Even after the night is over they kept asking for little massages. Come on biatch! It's a one off thing! Leave me alone already! Quit stalking me for more! It's already past December! Let me move on to another company to be slaved around!



Friday, January 9, 2009

Finally it's here! (1)

At long last it's here! Pictures from my Hokkaido trip of course! I could probably write this blog like one of those traveler guide bloggers but i don't need to do that. I'm a story teller or atleast someone who likes to tells stories about myself. So anyways, I'm gonna let the pictures do the talking since pictures speaks louder than words and all that so yea!


In the plane, thought i pull out my camera and do some arty shots. I did promise myself to brush up on my photography skills.

YOKOSO JAPAN! It says Welcome to Japan. Thats like Japan's tourism campaign right there, you see this sign everywhere upon touching down Narita Airport. Then took the bus driving pass Tokyo Disney (which apparently is the most profitable DisneyLand in the world) and.....drive all the way to another airport!




Thats the domestic airport....yea i know it looked like a friggin mall, but seriously thats a friggin inside of an airport. How crazy is that? is like does the Japanese hangouts in Airports on weekends or something???



Awesome looking food in the airport. One on the right is Japanese Curry the one went on and on about and it looked pretty darn good, with rice and omelete on top. They even added little detail adding mayo on the curry sauce and the little red tomato for good measure. Dedication my friends! One on the right is some kinda Salad mixed in with bacon. In any case the both taste fab. In case you're wondering about the curry it aint spicy but it taste oh so darn good! Not what i expected but both taste so darn good!






Now why arent restaurant in every other countries have this sorts of menu? So thats how the Japanese either stay nice and slim or extremely big. I'm sure with something as simple as this in USA can make a huge impact. Atleast for once they dont have to feel that their island is sinking.




Thats the hotel were staying, man look how tiny the bathrooms are. One thing the Japanese are really good at. cramming every little practical things in a tiny little space. Kinda like their friggin brain.


More pics and stories of Hokkaido to come!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Oh yea btw Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and coming Chinese New Year

Well guess what? My internet is finally back and now im throwing my whole bunch of wishes to everyone. Like a close friend of mine I never do New Years Resolutions. I probably made resolutions in the past but completely forgotten about it the next day and repeat year after year. So today for the first time I'm typing it down and make it black & white for the world to see. That way whenever I havent tried to achieve it i get some serious spanking. Since it's supposedly the year of the OX luck should be real good for me this year.

So here goes with the list for 2009

1) Avoid breaking more than 5 electronic objects this year. (don't touch my brother's stuff) Reason why? for some reason anything electronic goes to my hand it happens to break wether it caught virus, refuse to connect, start wearing out yada yada yada.... I think im Jinx or something.

2) Be more decisive with what I want, instead of thinking for hours of what i wanna do or whatnot i should just let my first impression and impulse make the decisions, from time to time. Be more clear of what i want in the long run.

3) Earn atleast 50% more savings than last year

4) a girlfriend....? Naaaahh!

5) Find a new hobby and do more of my current hobbies working out and such

6) Cherish those who i love and never take them for granted friends & family

7) A new hairstyle

8) Not necesarily loose weight but i want to loose my friggin belly size. And here i don't drink beer

9) Think positive? well.....i think I've done a good enough job so far since i came back from studying. Seemed like people like the new me more so I'll stick with it for now.

10) Go green. Eat less Red, White and Yellow and eat more Green. oh and use less electrical energy and water consumption.

2009! whooooo

Monday, January 5, 2009

Booooo!!

You guys thought I've given up didn't you? You guys thought that the old CWC have given up on blogging because of the low ass ratings of people reading this blog? well too bad for you all 'It's not over yet Snaaake!' We all know all evil doo'ers have to go missing from the face of the earth once awhile... look at Shredder in Ninja Turtles or...Barbra Streisand! They went poof from the face of the earth then suddenly they came back with a vengence! (plastic surgery and all)

So! here i am! gone in the snowy mountains, gobbling up snow crabs and surviving against hungry Hokkaidan's bear by the name of 'Kuma', felt liberated of a full naked body dip on Volcanic Water and feel in peace as one with the nature.

Watch out world! CWC is back and with full of vengeance! (with absence of plastic surgery) And my first victim to feel my Kuma wrath is a company call Streamyx!!